How LOST Makes You Crazy, Obsessed, and Paranoid

June 18th, 2010 posted by Xander Becket 10:49 am | View Full Story

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LOST just ended. My and Karie’s unhealthy obsession with the show got me thinking about why, exactly, the show is so ridiculously captivating.

It really sucks you in.

My fianceé Kate and her college roommate spent an entire Saturday watching the first 10 DVD episodes straight through. They got pizza delivered to their door so they didn’t have to leave. I’ve spent an ungodly amount of time on Lostpedia reading about the little connections, theories and minutiae. There is so much going on and so many questions:

  • Why doesn’t Hurley lose weight?
  • Why does Jack have a son after he dies but not in real life?
  • Why do the ice station people speak Portuguese?

And so on.

You can get as into it as you want. Some people just like the story. Others, like me, watch the background in every scene looking for hidden clues. And stay up late reading about it on the internet.

I will admit that I’m weird. I have a compulsion to find out everything about things that pique my interest. My recent Google searches include Archduke Ferdinand (One guy started WWI? Come on), armadillo (A mammal that looks like a lizard. Must know more.) and how to spell letters (h is “aitch”!).

But LOST has held my short attention span for years.

Here are some reasons why, plus ways you can apply these to your business and marketing.

4 ) They Don’t Pander

Don’t assume that you have to dumb everything down to be appealing or effective. People love it when you make them feel smart.

Your customers actually read long website pages. Really! Check your Analytics.

A ton of characters on LOST are named after famous scientists or philosophers, like

Viewers can enjoy the plotlines without looking up the characters’ namesakes. But for the die-hard fans like myself and Karie, knowing these little details adds another layer of meaning to what’s going on.

So don’t assume that your customers won’t get excited about your newest process or innovation. They could be really psyched in knowing all about it!

8 ) There’s Always a Mystery

People hate that LOST never answers any questions. One episode ends in a cliffhanger and the next one takes place 4,000 miles away, 400 years ago. Then that one answers 2 questions you had 3 seasons ago, and raises 15 new ones.

But…I…just…couldn’t…stop…watching…

No matter how frustrated I got, I stuck it out. I pressed “Next” on the DVD player. I watched the next week. Something might be revealed, I just couldn’t miss it.

The lesson: don’t give it all away at once. Make yourself mysterious. Got a new product concept? Drop little clues on your Twitter page. Leak some press. Shroud yourself in some mystery.  Stoke imaginations!

15 ) It’s Easy to Get and Stay on Board

LOST is the first show in history where you have to watch every episode to even have a chance of understanding what’s happening. Most people actually do watch every episode for two reasons:

First off, the episodes are impossible to summarize. Catching people up on other shows is easy. Like, “Marissa got in a fight with Ryan and Seth had to choose between Summer and Anna.” Oh, OK. I’m all set for the next one. I get it.

With LOST, it’s “Well Richard is actually a 17th century Spanish prisoner who came to the island in a big storm and the water was so high that his ship (the Black Rock) knocked over the four-toed Egyptian statue and washed up in the middle of the jungle. Then the Man in Black killed everyone but Richard, freed him, pretended to be good and tried to get him to kill Jacob. Jacob then almost drowned Richard, they made up and he gave him eternal life. Oh and Hurley can talk to Richard’s dead wife 400 years in the future and knows where he buried her special necklace.”

Yeah, I’d rather just watch the episode, thanks.

Second, before shows on DVD and the Internet it was impossible to expect your audience to have seen every episode. Too many people had other things to do. If you missed a new episode of Seinfeld in the nineties you had to wait for syndication to see it.

I watched the first 3 seasons of LOST on DVD, and was just as up-to-date as someone who watched them all live. When I missed an episode during the season I just watched it on ABC.com before the next one. Feeding my addiction was easy and the plotlines assumed everyone had seen every prior episode.

Make yourself equally as accessible. Dave Ramsey does this real well. He’s got a radio show, sure, but also an awesome website with a ton of useful content, podcasts, blogs, newsletters, calculators, a store, everything. People can just listen to the show, or they can read everything on his site, listen to his podcast, and read all his books. There’s something for everyone’s interest level. Be the same resource for your customers.

16 ) It’s the People, Stupid!

LOST producers Damon Lindelof and Carlton Cuse get harassed by people wanting LOST answers. Their response is that the only thing that matters, the only important thing in the show, the only way to understand it and keep sane, is to look at the characters.

You can’t get mixed up in things you don’t understand because you’ll go crazy; just focus on the human aspect of it all.

The same is true in business. People don’t want to “connect with a brand”, they want to do business with people. They like interaction and value relationships. We’re shaped by the people around us. Make it about the people, nothing else matters!

(CUE XANDER’S UNIFIED THEORY OF LOST: It’s a sweeping allegory for life itself. We don’t understand why we’re here or what’s going on around us but all we have is each other.)

Two mysteries for you:

  1. The next numbers.
  2. What’s the other show?

People Remember Scented Products!

June 1st, 2010 posted by Xander Becket 9:20 am | View Full Story

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As I wrote about in my Brainwashing at Abercrombie post, there’s got to be a reason why Abercrombie sprays so much perfume in their stores. I drew the conclusion that smell jogs emotional memory. It goes a bit deeper than that, though…

Roger at Neuromarketing cites a study that finds scented products have better recall than unscented ones. And ambient scent (as in an entire store reeking of cologne) increases recall of all products, but doesn’t help in recall of individual ones. In other words you’d remember a specific Abercrombie T-shirt more vividly if nothing else in the store smelled, but you’ll remember the entire store better because the environment has a distinct smell.

Magazines have this figured out. That Cosmopolitan with the Ralph Lauren perfume stands out on the newsstand compared to unscented competitors. But if the whole aisle smelled of perfume, that wouldn’t make your choice any easier. You’d remember the aisle compared to other ones you’ve been in, though.

So how can you use this in your marketing? If you can attach a smell to one particular product you offer, you will stand out in the marketplace (like the scented magazine on the rack). If you run a store and want to separate yourself from competing stores, an ambient aroma (à la Abercrombie) could help your customers remember you better.

We’re still working on applying this to the internet :-).

Less Choice = More Happiness

May 14th, 2010 posted by Xander Becket 12:21 pm | View Full Story

When your customers already know and like you, make it easy for them to pick by reducing their choices.

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If you’re as rich as Bill Gates you can do anything. Feel like flying to Tahiti? Queue up your jet and go. Can’t decide between shirts? Buy one of each, all of them, or the entire chain if you want. The possibilities are endless.

They are for you too, actually. Think of all the things you could do, right now, that you don’t.

From Central PA you can be in New York City, Washington DC, Baltimore, Pittsburgh, or Atlantic City in the time it takes you to go to dinner and a movie. Technically nothing’s stopping you - but you’re far more likely to go on a date in your hometown than explore somewhere you’ve never been.

Now think of your life in the eyes of a  favela kid in Rio. You can drive a normal American car from the Atlantic to the Pacific for about $400, which is only around four days’ wages for the average American household. You’re Bill Gates to Paolo, but you’re not happy as you imagine Bill Gates to be.

Why?

Because too much choice paralyzes us.

We’ve all stood wide-eyed in front of a shampoo wall at the grocery store, trying to pick the one we want. If Wal-Mart only carried one brand, the question we’d ask ourselves changes from “Which shampoo do I get?” to “Should I get shampoo or not?”  The latter is obviously a much easier choice, and we’d feel more satisfied after making it.

Woot.com takes full advantage of limiting choice. They sell one product per day and nothing else. You either want it or you don’t, no deciding involved. I’d never be in the market for a $150 onion knife but because it’s on Woot.com I at least considered it.

Think about reducing choice with your products and services. Once you’ve demonstrated value, change your customers’ question from “Which option do I pick?” to (the already proven) “Should I buy here or not?”. This is easy when you have a strong brand or a strong sales team. See Apple.

People don’t like to be told they can’t do something, but they’re less stressed out when they only have a few options. Help them out!

Give the Music, Sell the Show

May 7th, 2010 posted by Xander Becket 11:03 am | View Full Story

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Once valuable things get commoditized, smart businesses find creative ways to earn revenue.

Record companies got fat over selling people a whole album of music based on the success of a couple singles. The music couldn’t be separated from the media it came on, so albums were sold just like shoes.

Now, a song on a CD is the same on iTunes and on BitTorrent. Music is everywhere, and everyone can get music if they want it. Just google “[name of song] youtube”. It’s not exclusive, so it’s cheap.

What is exclusive? Concerts.

The band can only be in one place at a time and people know it. So they are willing to pay for the privelege of seeing the band in person.

Most business authors work like this too. Big time names like Seth Godin update their blogs all the time and their books bring some royalties. But they make a killing from their 5 to 6 figure speaking fees.

You can hear what they have to say for no or little cost, but “the show” of having them come speak to you will cost a premium. And people pay it, because it’s worth it.

So what’s your show? How can you create an exclusive experience that people will love paying for, in an age where information is steadily devalued?

How Norman Invaders Wrecked Your Writing

April 23rd, 2010 posted by Xander Becket 3:03 pm | View Full Story

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In 1066 the French Normans invaded England and changed the way English works forever.

The natives in Great Britain spoke a language called Old English, which is unintelligible to Modern English speakers. The Normans brought French along with them and French overtook English as the language of the ruling class in England.

Over the next three centuries Old English and French mixed together. They spawned a new language called Middle English, which is what Shakespeare spoke and is an early form of Modern English.

So why should you care?

Because knowing the difference between the newer French words and Old English words makes you a better writer.

As a general rule, short words are Old English words. Longer ones are French-based.

When you write you need to form a connection with the reader. Big French words make it seem like you’re speaking in a Norman court. But the short, old words you use all the time make communication less formal and more personal.

Take these two sentences:

  • Elena drove to the mall and got a soda.
  • Ms. Johnson entered her vehicle, traveled to the mall, exited her vehicle and purchased a fountain beverage.

The second one sounds weird here, but it wouldn’t on a police report. There are still times today when using big words is best - like technical documents, legal proceedings and academia.

Which were all of the institutions that the Normans brought with them.

We learn to read and write in school, so we’re in the habit of using big academic words. Bad idea. The shorter the word, the clearer the meaning.

All my favorite writers hate big words. (Which is probably why they’re my favorite writers). Winston Churchill said, “short words are best and the old words when short are best of all.” Notice he didn’t say “elect to use diminutive phrasing and when possible, archaic forms thereof.”

David Oglivy said that no one with a college degree should be allowed to write consumer copy. Years of formal academic training has wrecked most college grads’ writing style. I agree with this. It’s a constant struggle to use the shortest, clearest words in my writing.

So throw off the chains of your Norman conquerors and be free. Connect with the masses using Old English words!

*More info: Here’s a list of French-based words in English to get you started. Avoid them!

Boots, Tails and Online Sales: Use Tons of Copy to Get Clicks

April 9th, 2010 posted by Xander Becket 11:12 am | View Full Story

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When we talk to clients about wishlist keywords, they always pick the big ones.

If they sell cowboy boots, they want to be on the first page for [boots], [cowboy boots], and [cowboy boot].

This makes sense. Who wouldn’t want to rank #1 in Google for exactly what they sell?

But if going after a few big terms is your only optimization strategy, you’re ignoring a massive chunk of relevant traffic.

Not only that, but the traffic you’re missing is more specific, more likely to come back, and more likely to buy than traffic from big terms. It’s called the long tail of search and it includes unpopular searches with 3 or more words.

People search for some pretty weird things. Google answers most of our questions and a lot of times we’ll put in exactly what we’re looking for to see what comes out.

So someone looking for cowboy boots might want to skip all the hassle of wading through an online store and instead google something like [size 16 black snakeskin custom cowboy boots].

What happens now? Well, if all of your optimization efforts target the big three terms then this customer won’t even see you. He’ll go to one of your competitors and you lose a potential sale.

But say you have 100 pages of text about everything having to do with cowboy boots. How you make them, what materials you use, the history of cowboy boots, etc.

Now you’ll show up a ton for all of those weird, long phrases that people type in every day. The more content you have, the more traffic you get from the long tail.

And in case you were wondering, the long tail is not small. It is huge. Hitwise just released some search engine stats for March:

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One word queries ([boots]) and two word phrases ([cowboy boots]) make up about 46% of all searches. But that means that long tail phrases make up the rest.

If you ignore the long tail (3+ word phrases like [snakeskin cowboy boots]), you’re missing 54% of the search activity related to your product or service.

54%!

The cure? Lots and lots of copy about everything you do.

We can help, obviously :-)

What do you think? Is writing a tons of text worth it to your organization?